WELCOME TO THE CREW MATEY

It’s no secret—us Line Cooks work our bones to the marrow, yet we reap a mere pittance compared to them servers who sail away with the treasure. We’re talkin’ 2-3% of the tips, if Lady Luck be on our side.

Aye, we ain’t doubtin’ the toil of servers, but they don’t know the sweat of the galley like we do—preppin’, cookin’, platin’, and scrubbin’ in the scorchin’ heat while they sip in air-conditioned ease.

But here’s where the tide turns! After a decade in this industry, I’ve hatched a grand plan to boost our plunder and earn ye the respect ye rightly deserve—without addin’ to yer workload.

So here be the scheme: ye get paid to share yer kitchen skills by filmin’ with a GoPro. No need to be a culinary master chef or a film buccaneer—we’ll handle all the cuttin’ and splicin’. Just set sail with yer camera, capture yer craft, and send it in for a chance to earn some loot. If we hoist yer video aboard, you’ll get a $50 e-transfer. As our crew grows, so will the rewards!

Our top contributors will earn bonus loot, free merch and much more.

But beware, me hearties, there be hurdles ahead. Some shift captains and fellow mates may squawk about ye filmin’. Fear not, assure ’em—no secret recipes walk the plank and faces that want to be hidden will be blurrrr’d.

For those ready to join our ranks, here’s what ye need: Firstly, a GoPro. Ye can find em’ for cheap on marketplace, all ye need is the GoPro 3 or better. Next, everyone involved needs to sign thee standard release form that give us permission to share yer video.

The forms shall be found by clicking the “submit yer video” button below.

How will ye earn some cash?

We plan to share the profits from monetization so we’ll be the keepers of yer footage, meaning ye can’t post it on yer own channels, otherwise we’d get a strike for “unoriginal content” and then nobody gets any treasure.

But fret not! Ye can still spread the word on the digital seas by sharin’ our posts from Instagram, YouTube, or Facebook.

If after readin’ this ye wish to start yer own cookin’ show instead then we say go get em’ captain.

We’re here to foster yer success, not anchor it down.

To submit yer tale of the galley, send us an email with yer signed papers from the owner, yerself and anyone else that will be in the video. Tell us yer name, restaurant, and whether yer sea captain (owner) wants the restaurant shouted out in yer video.

We can keep it low-key if that’s yer desire.

If there’s crew members in yer video that haven’t signed a permission slip then we will either cut them out, or blur their faces. Either way, we require yer signed permission, plus the owners consent.

Me heart swells with excitement at the thought of helpin’ ye all thrive. Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger high and show the world the grit and skill of Kitchen Pirates! Yarrr!